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Dick Dickly thinks everyone wishes to be that parrot.

Dick Dickley likes to point out how bad you are at parking. He’s probably the guy that leaves you offensive post-it notes outside of the grocery store. Dick would probably make the moves on your girl if you were out of town. At the same time, he would Photoshop himself into your mom’s prom photos and try to convince you he was your real dad. Dick knows how to catfish all of the Nigerian princes. In short, Dick Dickley is a total rockstar.

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Question Mark People tell no lies.

Emily Johnson is an up-and-coming suspense writer and undercover college student. While she could graduate at any time, she gets a lot of inspiration for her stories from her classmates. When she is not in class, doing her homework, or unraveling deep conspiracies, she enjoys swimming and karaoke. (But not at the same time. The technology for that doesn’t exist, yet...) She is the author of the short story, Arisu

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Jane Austen Texas is cooler than you!

Jane Austen Texas refuses to believe that romance is dead because she loves getting free dinners on first dates. Jane also enjoys receiving free clothes and jewelry, free computers and gadgets, and also free real estate, if it is in the right part of town. In her spare time, Jane rents out a P.O. Box so that she can give out her mailing address to strange men on the internet. She is the author of many books, including Tinder Love Story and Princess Sophie and the Dick of Fire.

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Mark T. Wain is cooler than you!

Mark T. Wain is really weird and there’s nothing he can do about it. After years of electric shock therapy, Mark decided to turn his weirdness into a superpower and write picture books that may or may not be appropriate for children. He is the author of numerous books, including Jamie Goes to the Doctor and Jamie Gets a Phone Call.

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Vera Awesome is super rad.

Vera Awesome is an ageless wonder recently discovered by archaeologists who ate their Wheaties. She possesses many superpowers, such as the ability to eat a whole pizza in one sitting and the competency required in order to keep a Tamagotchi alive in the 21st century. In her spare time, she brings frolicking to places with anti-frolicking policies and daydreams about cheese.

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Our Illustrator

Billy Blaze is hot stuff.

Billy Blaze is a highly esteemed graduate from Fancypants Art Academy. He is a master when it comes to working with watercolors. Also with oils. Especially oil and vinegar. He is also a neighborhood-renowned sandwich artist. Just don’t ever call one of his sandwich creations a hoagie. The last person who did that didn’t fare too well. Luckily, Billy knows the name of a really good defense attorney. In his spare time, Billy enjoys reading newspapers and being acquitted. He is the illustrator of many books, including Jamie Gets a Phone Call and Princess Sophie and the Dick of Fire.

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Our Staff

Sweetie loves her sunglasses.

Sweetie is the bestest secretary in the world! She comes from a long line of very powerful and influential people. While her other family members devoted their lives to becoming ninjas and/or lawyers, Sweetie traveled across the globe to unearth and join the most profound secret society devoted to office management one could imagine. Sweetie is the author of many emails and office memos. She is also in charge of our newsletter, which you can subscribe to HERE. Her emails are world-famous for being choc full of love. Find out for yourself!