Project Description

Forget diamonds…

Forget diamonds. Pyrokinesis is a girl’s best friend, with the Tinder Fairy being a close second. Princess Sophie is a beautiful princess looking for her prince. Just when she thinks she’s met the perfect man, she discovers some unpleasant requirements in order to make their union work. How much will Princess Sophie endure before she learns how to awaken her inner superpowers?

Featured Review:

“This is not your typical fairy tale about a prince and a princess. This book is laugh out loud funny. I dare anyone who reads this to try to not laugh at the antics of the Tinder Fairy. I know many people who will relate with Princess Sophie’s situation and will get a kick out of reading this story. The illustrations are a work of art and this book has a great old school fairy tale book feel.”
– Warren G, wrapper *

(* Disclaimer: Warren G is a guy who hates punctuation and works at Jane’s local gift shop that refused to give her his full last name. He is not the same person as the famous West Coast rapper who coincidentally also goes by Warren G.)

About the Author:

Jane Austen Texas refuses to believe that romance is dead because she loves getting free dinners on first dates. Jane also enjoys receiving free clothes and jewelry, free computers and gadgets, and also free real estate, if it is in the right part of town. In her spare time, Jane rents out a P.O. Box so that she can give out her mailing address to strange men on the internet.


This book may not be appropriate for children due to language like “dick of fire” and, umm, interesting uses of fire. See for yourself!


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