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Lizzie Makes Bad Life Choices: Lizzie Dates a Musician by Jane Austen Texas

Lizzie is a nice girl, but…

Lizzie is a nice girl, but she has a bad habit of making bad life choices. In this book, she drunkenly falls for a musician named Joe that she met at the local bar. Her fantasy of dating a talented rock star begins to crumble as it becomes clear that Joe makes even worse […]

Princess Sophie and the Dick of Fire by Jane Austen Texas

Forget diamonds…

Forget diamonds. Pyrokinesis is a girl’s best friend, with the Tinder Fairy being a close second. Princess Sophie is a beautiful princess looking for her prince. Just when she thinks she’s met the perfect man, she discovers some unpleasant requirements in order to make their union work. How much will Princess Sophie endure before she learns how to […]