There has never been a picture book like this one before…
Children deserve the best. What parent wouldn’t want to offer their children the most extravagant birthday parties, the most esteemed tutors, and most importantly, the safest hazmat suits available?
Experimental humor writer Mark T. Wain has teamed up with renowned illustrator Billy Blaze to create the first book ever written […]
F is for funny…
Clearly, author Dick Dickley never had kids, because when he was asked to write an alphabet book for children with low self-esteem, nobody expected this!
This is a book for children with low self-esteem. Why is it not recommended for actual children, then? Because this book is designed to GIVE children low self-esteem, not cure it. From […]
The thing about this story is…
Identity theft is no laughing matter, except when Jamie is involved. In this sequel to Jamie Goes to the Doctor, Jamie gets a phone call from a scammer trying to collect some personal information. Luckily, Jamie is not your average person. From thinking it’s possible to have multiple birth mothers to believing social […]
Lizzie is a nice girl, but…
Lizzie is a nice girl, but she has a bad habit of making bad life choices. In this book, she drunkenly falls for a musician named Joe that she met at the local bar. Her fantasy of dating a talented rock star begins to crumble as it becomes clear that Joe makes even worse […]
Forget diamonds…
Forget diamonds. Pyrokinesis is a girl’s best friend, with the Tinder Fairy being a close second. Princess Sophie is a beautiful princess looking for her prince. Just when she thinks she’s met the perfect man, she discovers some unpleasant requirements in order to make their union work. How much will Princess Sophie endure before she learns how to […]
Not your typical romance…
Accidentally talking to a crazy person is a rite of passage on a dating app like Tinder. But what happens when two equally crazy people get matched up together? Hilarity ensues as Tinder Love Story tells the tale of Jenn and Randy, two millennials who become a couple, thanks to their poor social skills and Tinder […]
The thing about this story is…
This is not based on a true story. That would be crazy. Just like Jamie. Jamie is not your average person. And he certainly isn’t your average patient, either. From thinking the plot of Sharknado is a documentary about his family to trying to get a worker’s compensation claim before he goes to his […]
